G-O-O-N-S! - guilty of rock ‘n’ roll in the first degree! Scorching garage/frat rock for fans of The Sonics, The Hives, Turbonegro & Los Straitjackets. As seen at Rockin’ Race Jamboree & on the SiriusXM Little Steven’s Underground Garage Cruise.

GOONS! burst onto the scene as a masked ensemble of master villains and near-par instrumentalists. Brought together by fate while simultaneously robbing an A&W drive-in, their mission is clear: to bring the raw power of rock ’n' roll to those in need. The true identities of GOONS! remain shrouded in mystery, with members only known by their monikers GOON! #1 through GOON! #5, reinforcing their super-group persona, dedicated to a life of musical crime. The debut album “Never Go Back” earned parole from Hi-Tide Recordings in June 2026.

Recent airplay: 

El Sotano de Radio 3 (Spain)

Bill Kelly's Blackhole Bandstand - SiriusXM Little Steven's Underground Garage (USA)

Palmyra Delran's Trash Pop Treasures - SiriusXM Little Steven's Underground Garage (USA)

"Wonderfully bizarre" - Rolling Stone

“Sassy hip-shakers underlined by a relentlessly rumbling Farfisa organ, delivering a brand of frat-house party music that few current bands have captured with such authenticity.”

- Vintage Rock Magazine UK

“This record is more of a parole hearing that should have been denied"

-Glenn Dicker, Yep Roc

“I can't stop thinking about GOONS!”

-Peter Zaremba, The Fleshtones

“Best concept album since Dark Side of the Moon"

-Andy Shernoff, The Dictators

FOR FANS OF: The Sonics, Turbonegro, The Hives, The Fleshtones, Diddy, Phil Spector, Charles Manson